thecutestofthecute:

German Shepherds and their floppy ears. There is nothing I do not like about this.

officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

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me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

cattailsandcattales:

urbies:

Great moments in tv history

The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.

STRIDER FAMILY ALBUM.

toxicwafflez:

kikiarty:

stridertime:

schim:

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introducing lil man to his babysitter mrs playstation

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this shit is called water

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where the fuck did your diaper go

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this zoo is shit all the animals are fake

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what aisle are the swords in

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stay over there where you will not kick me in the nuts again

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one time we were dogs

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its cute how he thinks he can even beat half my score

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this is what we do on thursdays

Never fails to put a smile on my face.

I cried. Ow my sides.

The last one.

jacket-buttons:

I used to laugh so much about this.  Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.  

I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.

blue-eyed-hanji:

thelifeofnachos:

These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

This will always be golden 

aww yissss

I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

mad-hatter-with-a-box:

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

This land is a dream

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

fetusinfetu:

Biloela — Wild Cockatoos, Leila Jeffreys

momobancho:

holy hard nipples it’s cold

randomawesomnesscorner:

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

is it porn you want